The Doghouse Again Chapter Six

Chapter Six

From: Rokuda Rei (re: It gets worse)

Sent Date/Time: 13 December 2035    19:39


Dude, that sucks to hear. But from what you said they shouldn't be able to connect you or your minions on it, either, in particular. Unless she was really a planted espionage trap or something. Does the Scheme do that? In-secret examinations?

Because I certainly didn't tell anyone. Why would I?

Well, now, with your fresh crapload at work we really HAVE TO visit that new place tomorrow. The Pitbull Pub, right? Elly has a double shift so it'll just be us. What time should we meet?

-- Rei-rei


From: Manchester Yashima (re: It gets worse - 3)

Sent Date/Time: 13 December 203521:09


I should apologize really quick while I'm takin a smokebreak.

After we got some more info about the charge, we now know that the Alex girl ISN'T the one we're bein charged for.

One of the mailroom boys we moved up last month lied about his age, the little piece of dump. But that should be easier to say we were unaware, shouldn't it?

The citation didn't say anythin about her at all, actually.

So you obviously had nothing to do with it and this shit is just makin me be a dick to my pals. Pitbull Pub might have to wait for a few weeks. Would've been nice to check out the quarterfinals there tomorrow. If a joint can't host a good night of esports (especially playoffs) it ain't worth anythin to me.

Let me pay you back by sayin...

...Good luck to the Werecats. Redfred's lookin good so you might need it!

Your now-blasphemous friend,



- - - You have invited Alexa S. to a text chat. - - -

- - - You have canceled the invitation to a text chat. - - -

- - - Mary B. Curt has invited you to a text chat. - - -

- - - You have accepted the invitation to a text chat. - - -

Baishou Kazutoki: sorry

Baishou Kazutoki: i forgot

Mary B. Curt: Nooooo problem. What's up?

Baishou Kazutoki: fuck shit dick donkey

Baishou Kazutoki: yesterday fuckin sucked

Mary B. Curt: Don't let them hear you say that.

Baishou Kazutoki: yeah i wont. sometimes with all the shitty jargon it just seems like we're members of a cult

Mary B. Curt: Is that all you wanted to do is complain when you sent the invite?

Baishou Kazutoki: nope, there's other stuff. kind of about work

Mary B. Curt: Is this about the Divid thing? That should've been handled already.

Baishou Kazutoki: nope. definitely settled that myself.

Baishou Kazutoki: I actually just wanted to see how you were doing. I like doing that with the more reasonable bosses every so often.

Baishou Kazutoki: see how all the promos have been holding up and stuff

Mary B. Curt: So you're trying to earn our favor by pretending to be nice.

Mary B. Curt: Next time try not to announce that right away. Might work better.

Baishou Kazutoki: omg hahahaha jesus sanders

Baishou Kazutoki: don't make me do another image search for dobermens

Baishou Kazutoki: doubarmans

Baishou Kazutoki: how the fuck do you spell it?

Mary B. Curt: Ganseki's being moved tomorrow.

Mary B. Curt: To answer your question of how I'm doing.

Baishou Kazutoki: dang sanders

Baishou Kazutoki: his training is all done then? that's something good. but i suppose it's no consolation

Mary B. Curt: It's hard to get used to.

Baishou Kazutoki: yeah?

Mary B. Curt: Yep.

Baishou Kazutoki: you can talk about it if you want

Mary B. Curt: I suppose it might've been easier when I was running shifts up in the north quarter. Then 1 out of every 10 or so of them would end up being stationed where I was working anyway. But you know what? I have a hard time letting them go because they look like they have a hard time letting go of ME. Like Ganni just looked up at me when RMK wanted to try him out, without my assistance today. It was like he was asking me if RMK had my permission. I know it's part of the job but I see it in their eyes, like when they moved Tippy to Shinjuku last month too. They actually tried to tell me I screwed up because he seemed really depressed. I told them he only gets that way when he's really hungry. Sure enough after a piece of ham he was ready to work.

Mary B. Curt: So it's also like they don't know how to treat them right.

Baishou Kazutoki: damn

Mary B. Curt: Sorry about that.

Mary B. Curt: I just haven't really adjusted to working here every day.

Baishou Kazutoki: its not a problem Sanders

Baishou Kazutoki: and living there can especially get a little tough. but you find friends...that's where soga and i got to know each other

Mary B. Curt: You know whenever I bring you up, people always say, "Oh you mean Soga's friend?"

Baishou Kazutoki: hahaha that's about right.

Mary B. Curt: You probably shouldn't use his name on here. But since you keep using mine you'll probably just keep doing it.

Baishou Kazutoki: eh the honorable promo soga's all the way in shinjuku. and probably not sleeping because that baby loves to cry

Mary B. Curt: I heard he's a daddy now, good for him. You guys must be really close because whenever I say "Yeah he's Soga's friend" they say "I'm pretty sure they were gay together".

Baishou Kazutoki: live with a guy for two years and people make assumptions

Mary B. Curt: Hahahahahah I suppose they would.

Mary B. Curt: I'm going to miss Ganni. He's gotten so big now too.

Baishou Kazutoki: i'm sorry sanders

Baishou Kazutoki: but go ahead if you want to keep going

Mary B. Curt: Nah. I'd like to talk about something else. Anything else, actually.

Baishou Kazutoki: Uhhhhhh

Baishou Kazutoki: did you know that one of the ukrainian words for "lightning" is the name of a mythological god of thunder?

Mary B. Curt: Actually I did.

Baishou Kazutoki: And that one of their

Baishou Kazutoki: wait you did how

Mary B. Curt: I lived there. I didn't learn much of the language but I remember somebody told me that. Lot of storms over there.

Baishou Kazutoki: wow i thought you were from new zealand or england or something

Mary B. Curt: I'm not FROM Ukraine, Nabaka. That's just where I lived before joining up.

Baishou Kazutoki: holy shit

Mary B. Curt: Ya

Baishou Kazutoki: i'm sorry, i shouldn't have brought it up

Mary B. Curt: It's fine.

Baishou Kazutoki: i won't ask anything else about it

Mary B. Curt: I'd appreciate that.

Baishou Kazutoki: sorry about Ganseki, too.

Mary B. Curt: Thanks. And thanks for listening to me. Or...uh, looking at what I said. Yeah?

Baishou Kazutoki: anytime sanders

Baishou Kazutoki: my shift's starting soon

Mary B. Curt: Okay. Tell Soga I say hi next time you seen him.

Baishou Kazutoki: you'll probably see him first. but will do

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- - - Mary B. Curt ended the text chat at 22:31 - - -


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Title: It's not just me

by: Ukichi Urumi

Post Date/Time: 13 December 2035    23:58

Done with this.

Done keeping quiet.

Fuck myself you all just need the truth.

Don't you see the truth is they're still around.

Dipshits, they will find you unless we can all finally just do something about it.

Suckers they can access my Limbo. My Limbo!



Such it is all I keep hearing.


Freaks they can take over my tablet I don't have much time.

Damned if I can't take pictures anymore because of them! I'd show you all this but I can't anymore because I can't take pictures!



Since they told me to put it all on them.

Since now I have lost everything because!


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Notes by Ukichi Urumi (sorted by date)

03 Dec 35 - "I'm Sick of Kyoto Winning" (sports/soccer)

02 Dec 35 - "Reactions to latest transfers: WTF?!" (sports/soccer)

01 Dec 35 - "Please SIGN SOMEBODY!!!" (sports/soccer)

27 Nov 35 - "Reactions to latest transfers: Well it's good to know..." (sports/soccer)

20 Nov 35 - "Why gambling money on soccer with friends is a bad idea" (sports/soccer)

12 Nov 35  - "The Fans' Offseason Workout: Weekly Notes" (sports/soccer)

05 Nov 35 - "The Cup Is Always Empty" (sports/philosophy)

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